Two balloons are floating across the desert.
One balloon says to the other:
"Look out for the cactussssssssssss!"
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2 x 11 (Two times eleven)
Why is two times ten the same as two times eleven?
Because two times ten is twenty, and two times eleven is twenty, too!
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Question: How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Answer: Twenty-four, because E.T. went home
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An elephant talks to a nude (nackt) man.
"Yeah, sure its cute (niedlich), but can you eat peanuts with it?"
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I use my dog’s name as my computer password.
Unfortunately I have to change the password every month.
So now my dog is called czc-x9ig-pol9!
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